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Post by mclunatic4evr on Sept 3, 2006 16:44:11 GMT -5
The waves are high enough in Virginia Beach. The break very close to the beach. You don't need high waves for body surfing. There's also flooded rivers and geisers.
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Post by clnancy50 on Sept 3, 2006 19:20:34 GMT -5
Where are you from? Don't know if I'd trust a river and where are the geisers? Rivers today are really polluted.
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Post by mclunatic4evr on Sept 3, 2006 21:59:35 GMT -5
I am from Hades. The rivers here run hot with lava and infidels. However the geisers contain water, floride water: The best water this side of the living. Yes rivers are polluted, but so are the oceans.
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Post by clnancy50 on Sept 5, 2006 1:36:39 GMT -5
I hope you're just visiting. When do you have to go back? While you're here, why don't you"fly" over to Iraq and take some of the radicals back with you?
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Post by mclunatic4evr on Sept 5, 2006 20:36:05 GMT -5
I am not visiting, no one visits Hades. I originally was from Upper Darby but then I made the mistake of riding my own dark ride into hell. However I am working on building a dark ride back to the land of the living.
It shall go like this. One enters the dark ride in hell through a giant horse mouth with big buck teeth. One walks up a floor or two. And then you are in the office of the damned. You spend 29 minutes filling out paper work and then the lights burn out. You then ride a glass elevator up through a very long shaft where live actors dance in the shadows, some with glow sticks. And then the light of day. One walks out of a magic something... um... somewhere. And there was much daylight. Until night time that is... Then there is not much daylight.
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Post by clnancy50 on Sept 6, 2006 1:22:47 GMT -5
I'm afraid to ask what you do for a living. Keep on building that darkride to the living because you need to wake up.
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Post by mclunatic4evr on Sept 6, 2006 15:16:18 GMT -5
When I live for a living I live. And the dark ride does not come complete with a wake up machine. However their will be several escape routes on the way to hell. If one leaps out of the moving shopping cart when it passes the door with a red "M" On it you will fall through a hole that will dump you off in the middle of the video game Super Mario Bros 2, from there you must travel through all levels, defeat bowser and rescue the princess where you will be upgraded to super mario bros 3.
Another trap door on the ride will leave you on Planet Neptune without a space suit (avoid this door)
Their will be traffic jams, there will be rest stops, and there will be parades. Ah, my dark ride will have it's own football team, it will compete with other dark ride football teams. The Dark Ride Superbowl shall be held in Hades where the gift shop will be open for business.
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Post by clnancy50 on Sept 6, 2006 19:48:33 GMT -5
Could you just tell me "what" you are on because I'll be sure to stay away from that. I just thought of something kind of funny; you talk like Charles Manson; in parables; no direction.
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Post by mclunatic4evr on Sept 6, 2006 20:07:42 GMT -5
I wouldn't know anything about Charles Manson, It sounds like you do know him though. I try to hang around with more desirable characters like Satan and Dracula. After all how many dark rides does CM have made in his honor? None. And to answer your other question I'm "On" a tiny little desert Island in the middle of the lake of fire.
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Post by clnancy50 on Sept 7, 2006 1:03:57 GMT -5
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Post by mclunatic4evr on Oct 14, 2006 21:35:51 GMT -5
On it's hands and knee's the desperate werewolf walked in three circles and retired tired. The robot fed the involunent with it's evil arm, apple sauce was smeared all over the walls of the insane asylum, the threads and flutte... oH OH OH
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Post by minion on Oct 18, 2006 19:47:44 GMT -5
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Post by clnancy50 on Oct 19, 2006 3:21:02 GMT -5
It's really sad and scarey to think that people actually LOOK and get into that stuff!!!!!
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Post by mclunatic4evr on Oct 23, 2006 20:59:11 GMT -5
Your just jealous, I've got Jim Morrison and Ben Franklin down here with me along with everyone else because Heaven went out of business and the two corporations of Heaven and Hell have now merged into one and guess who's ruling it? That's right, I rule the Universe from the gift shop! Right along side a Clown with a mermaids body, Yeah! Tell me, who's around in the land of the living (your world) that's worth mentioning? No one, dryspell. No better time to buy property in Hell, a three bedroom apartment goes for just under $700 a month and all rooms face the lake of fire with it's beautiful Lava Dolphins and Demon Lobsters. You know what's best about hell? Black Sabbath! It's playing 24/7/ from the infinite collection of stolen stereo speakers in hell.
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Post by 1992 on Jan 17, 2007 0:14:38 GMT -5
It's really sad and scarey to think that people actually LOOK and get into that stuff!!!!! Not at all. Sometimes crying about dead Wildwood darkrides just isn't enough. I have quite a comprehensive zombie movie collection myself. Bob Clark's "Children shouldn't play with dead things" is a favorite.
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