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Post by bodysurfer1967 on May 8, 2007 13:26:56 GMT -5
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Post by mclunatic4evr on May 12, 2007 9:55:50 GMT -5
And indeed the Titanic will be rebuilt to full scale and I shall sell tickets for it, and it will raise enough money to rebuild all fallen darkrides. But all riders must sign a waiver acknowledging that we will hit an ice cap, and we WILL sink. But that's the half the fun because everyone gets a discount in Hell's gifshop where a clown will explain the rest. And this just the beginning, coming soon from McLunatic Entertainment Industries:
1. An endless buffet of evil and more evil
2. An endless breakfast buffet of breakfasty evil
3. And then... the whole amusement park, featuring:
A darkride where you must swim through pigs blood to view the tour
A rollercoaster where you pedal your own car, and yes it does suck
A totally awesome gift shop
A totally awesome bathroom in the giftshop
No soap
No escape
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