Post by mclunatic4evr on May 6, 2009 23:11:10 GMT -5
Feel free to propose your own make believe dark ride anyone, it's fun and it's theraputic.
Perhaps my 240 story tall dark ride should not be built on land, perhaps i'll build it on top of that floating garbage raft no country wants to claim. Or perhaps it could be a (240 story tall) cruise ship that goes from Wildwood to a tropical Island somewhere. We'll be sure to to navigate directly through the bermudia triangle just for good measure. We'll sail the whole world, it'll be great! We'll have a real live run in with pirates outside Somalia, we'll go scuba diving in shark infested waters, we'll sail directly into every tropical storm and party, we'll play chicken with tidle waves, and when it's all over we'll dock on a tropical island and party with Lepers!
If the cruise ship thing doesn't work, then we'll utilize some of the extensive underground cave systems in our great land. The attraction will extend on for miles into the center of the earth where me and Satan will greet you with a coupon for a free small Coke! Once in hell you will all be inslaved to build dark ride props for the rest of eternity, perhaps an army of demons could transport these dark ride props and buildings upward into the world of the living where an army of escaped mental patients dressed as circus clowns will buy up Condo's on the east coast, tear them down and replace them with vintage dark rides!! I know it all seems a bit radical, but if anyone else has any better suggestions for building dark rides in this day and age i'd like to hear it.
And finnaly my last proposal is too colonize Mars. Lands cheap there, might as well get in on the ground floor, because in about 10-15 years when this planets climate is screwed, everybody's going to want a condo on mars. I think we should be the first to colonize the great red planet. We'll begin a new world order, and dark rides will be everywhere.
Perhaps my 240 story tall dark ride should not be built on land, perhaps i'll build it on top of that floating garbage raft no country wants to claim. Or perhaps it could be a (240 story tall) cruise ship that goes from Wildwood to a tropical Island somewhere. We'll be sure to to navigate directly through the bermudia triangle just for good measure. We'll sail the whole world, it'll be great! We'll have a real live run in with pirates outside Somalia, we'll go scuba diving in shark infested waters, we'll sail directly into every tropical storm and party, we'll play chicken with tidle waves, and when it's all over we'll dock on a tropical island and party with Lepers!
If the cruise ship thing doesn't work, then we'll utilize some of the extensive underground cave systems in our great land. The attraction will extend on for miles into the center of the earth where me and Satan will greet you with a coupon for a free small Coke! Once in hell you will all be inslaved to build dark ride props for the rest of eternity, perhaps an army of demons could transport these dark ride props and buildings upward into the world of the living where an army of escaped mental patients dressed as circus clowns will buy up Condo's on the east coast, tear them down and replace them with vintage dark rides!! I know it all seems a bit radical, but if anyone else has any better suggestions for building dark rides in this day and age i'd like to hear it.
And finnaly my last proposal is too colonize Mars. Lands cheap there, might as well get in on the ground floor, because in about 10-15 years when this planets climate is screwed, everybody's going to want a condo on mars. I think we should be the first to colonize the great red planet. We'll begin a new world order, and dark rides will be everywhere.